Munch Meat

The genitalia of either gender. A play on "Lunch Meat". A reference to the act of oral sex.

Although I took her to dinner at a nice restaurant, I was mostly focused on getting a hold of her munch meat back at the apartment.

by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

window meat

The meat sold at 7-11 or other similar stores that sits around all day under heat lamps. Generally regarded as addicting and disgusting. Often acquired after long nights of heavy drinking.

Steve: I'm fucking hungry, bro. Let's grab some of these taquitos.
Dave: No! Don't eat the window meat. That's like rule #1.

by Talaqen August 11, 2011

Meat-cute

The first time a couple has hot, steamy sex. Especially when done in some adorable circumstance, like in an abandoned cabin in the forest in the middle of the night.

"Tell me about you and Albert's meat-cute!"

"Oh, it was the best. We did it in the backseat of hid buddy's tour van! His friend up all over me too!"

"Oh."

by BigAssDickMan September 23, 2021

textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

Tiny Meat Gang

A group of people with small cuts of meat.

Look at the group of people and that blond headed person with there small cuts of meat, they make a radical tiny meat gang

by Boo nee noo nee October 4, 2018

meat bag

boyfriend or girlfrien

I went out with my meat bag last night and saw a movie

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003