old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer

“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”

by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020

Old Man's Rights

When an elderly man voices views that are archaic, politically incorrect and out of date with social norms, but you have to agree with them anyway because of there age.

Herbert was exercising his old man's rights about dwarfs and then went to bed.

by Ollieeee December 14, 2020

Old spice

Powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wore old spice and now I have…POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Vdfghhnswyihcc November 3, 2021

old person kinker

someone whos especially attracted to milfs, gilfs, and dilfs, specifically people who tend to be over the age of 40

Belle: Nana Banana is so fucking hot
Emi: this is like the fifth old lady this week, are you an old person kinker?

by missmærkov November 4, 2021

Old spice

The term to old spice something is to add fragrances to a verb or a adjective

Person1:I just old spiced my wife person2:wtf how do you do that person1: I just used my old spice person2: give me that

by Vinnyboi November 7, 2021

a snotty 12 year old boy

a fucking joke

joe- have you heard of the snotty 12 year old boy?
also joe- yeah i fucking hate him
the a snotty 12 year old boy- man i love twerking

by Thenonfun November 10, 2021

old

harley

theres a phone with big letters for old people

by AshMercury October 2, 2021