j

what are you even thinking

yeah, i'll just type a casual j

by wilburcock November 14, 2021

Code “J”

When Jack and Jeremy fall at the exact same time, no matter the cause

When Jack threw a rubber ball at a wall, and it bounced then hit Jeremy in the head, we had a major Code “J”

by PChamileon97 January 15, 2019

Jiggy Da J

An extremely outstanding, outgoing and charming person. Large Penis, gets the bitches and never uses a condom. Legacy of the OG. (Mudbone) His accolades include a spartan 12-pack, yoked arms and overly excessive bootylicious.

Awww shit nigga Jiggy Da J just had a one night stand with 3 different hoes.

by Stripperswantme October 19, 2011

j

i am trying if it works

i dont known j

by estranged November 22, 2021

J Lichti

An entanglement of such magnitude that any attempts at mitigation would be considered acts of futility.

Person 1- I got a J Lichti in my fishing line.

Person 2- Let me see... Oh you're screwed!!

by The Second Liberal Redneck February 23, 2021

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating

Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*

by Canimexis May 28, 2021

J C K

have you ever seen an icon? no not one from a computer. Or a brand. I mean a person. A person iconic enough to be a brand. Three. Why is it the perfect number? Three parts of an atom. Three parts of a mind. Three parts of a heart. Three parts of a brain. These are all signifant facts, but the real reason its the perfect number: Three parts of his initials. Women shrivel in J C K's presence, for they know they can never have him. Cause they're not good enough for him. No one is. Not even J C K is good enough for J C K. Plato's perfect form of icon was not chrome. or maccy d's. It was J C K. So next time you step into macdonalds, or open chrome, just remember. you're actually stepping into or opening up J CK.

"Don't use chrome. it's an outdtated webserver. Use J C K instead. he overheats easier (clicks tongue and winks) but has more memory and ram space, but most importantly is far more iconic

by Live in Excess September 25, 2022