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Hard mist spray

When you're shittting on the toilet with a boner and your pee sprays up between the seat and the base of the toilet to either go on your pants or make a puddle on the floor.
Haha Peter must have hard mist sprayed look at the piss stain on his ass!

Son- "I think the toilets leaking from the bottom"
Dad- "no son, your hard mist spray created a puddle"
by Chapychoo November 29, 2017
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Hard nubbin

When an amputee strikes you with his or her stump.
Don't make me give you a hard nubbin.
by Kurtis Akers December 5, 2017
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hard pat

What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!
by Sparky1988 December 6, 2017
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hard

1.) Born Again Hard (Full Metal Jacket)
2.) Stubborn and not drinking the kool-aid

3.) revealing subject matter the writer doesn't flinch.
When I speak about hard, I don't talk in a sexual terminology. This kind of hard emerged from Basic Training where it mirrors Petty Officer Nasty where one carpetbags recruits with degrading explicit insults.
by illinoishorrorman January 25, 2018
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Hard core

live dangerously- but be careful doing it.
Its a nuanced term for safe and dangerous folk.
Childish Gambino wants to live hard core so he gets his sick sucked in the movies.

But in some parts of his life, he is careful. He wants to keep his job, so he will not curse out his boss.
by Malia Obama from NOLA February 22, 2018
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hard

"Looking at her made me so hard."
by ky k March 4, 2018
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hardbass

It's a music send by God on earth

Mostly listened by gopniks and highly associated with squats and adidas(hardbass)
Drugs are shit I'm gonna listen to hardbass.
by ggisfat March 12, 2018
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