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Hobo 1: That guy is so hot he gives me a boner

Hobo 2: fag
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 10, 2023
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cat boner

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022
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EXTRAORDINARY BONER

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.

CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.

It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
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That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, will happen soon.

Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.

You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021
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Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.
Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!
by GettinDickered March 15, 2019
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chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.
by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019
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Boner Room

it is an adequate space left between two guys for the dark knight to rise who are sitting on a bike
don't come near me , leave some boner room
by eroserer March 7, 2022
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Boner exploder

Something that gives you such a great orgasm it makes your boner explode
-Arno: wow i just watched some porn it was great
-Jonathan: i just watched a boner exploder i can't breath
by Nietyoeri October 17, 2019
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