Birds Aren’t Real 

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.

Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

Birds Aren’t Real by BAR Activist October 6, 2020

Two birds on a wire 

Two best friends. Please cherish each other, you may not always have each other. I miss my bird.

“Two birds of a feather, say that they’re always gonna stay together.” Remember, conflict happens, treat each other right, tell them how you feel before it’s to late.

Lola: What are we?
Macy: I think we’re soul mates. Soul mates don’t have to be romantic, but I think you’re my other half.
Lola: That sounds right.

Macy went on to die, later that year.
Lola, now spender their days thinking about “Two birds, on a wire. One says, come on! And the other says, I’m tired.” Blaming themselves for Macy’s death.

Meaning, the two birds on a wire may be best friends, but they can still lose each other. Things can move at different places, and may even fall behind. Cherish each other.

Song: Two birds , Regina Spektor.

Two birds on a wire by GoogoogagaIwantmilk November 7, 2021

mississippi birdbath 

Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.

My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.

mississippi birdbath by C-Lo Diggity February 12, 2008

Birdabo 

The dumbest name Pewdiepie could think of.

Me: hey felix, what are you going to call your series of vlogs?

Pewdiepie: birdabo.

Birdabo by bearyallen November 5, 2016

birdy slap 

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.

Eric became very upset when he was told that Bussell birdy slapped him when after he had passed out.

birdy slap by Joseph Buhhrelli September 11, 2008

birdy pecking 

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

birdy pecking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

the birdcatcher

object of obsessive envy. loquacious, very talkative or full of trivial conversation; articulate means expressing yourself easily or characterized by clear expressive language.

He speaks mellifluously like the birdcatcher.

the birdcatcher by general census July 4, 2011