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Religious Nut

Official Definition from the United Church of Christ: "Religious nuts have ideas that are preposterous and meaningless to all but them. They carry a Bible (or other supposed authority) in their hands to proclaim their authenticity and are an embarrassment to the very words of that holy book".

Jesus was not a "religious nut". He never said to worship him, but merely be a good person and help others to enjoy a happy life. The scriptures venerate wisdom, reason, and above all, love and charity! Jesus wore a peasant's cloak and rode a donkey as a sign his humility. He wasn't a lunatic TV con artist in a $800K suit, sporting a $65M super-jet, and $200M mansion staffed with Playboy Bunnies !!!
A "Religious Nuts" don't fall far from the tree!
by DOOMSDAY X January 5, 2023
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Soup to nuts

The phrase “soup to nuts” does not exist. If you hear someone say that “soup to nuts” is a real phrase tell them soup deez nuts
Person 1: well from soup to nuts-
Person 2: what the fuck are you talking about
by Big moth July 21, 2023
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Quantum Nut

A Quantum Nut is where you and a homie create two dimensions: one in which both nut at different times and one in which both nut at the same time. Because it is more common to nut at different times, it is a more rare scenario for you to nut at the same time. In a Quantum Nut, you and a homie nut at the same time, placing both in the more rare dimension, ultimately making you the most rare of your own specific kind.
“Yo Eli did I just busted my last nut before No Nut November at 11:59:50”.

Holy mackerel my friend; me as well”.

“Eli, I believe we have just put ourselves in a Quantum Nut”.
by PeetoElCheeto October 31, 2019
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volcano nuts

nuts what are very hot
he has volcano nuts when he on the garbage truck in the summer.
by Nehemiah yu'siah bell November 2, 2019
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Ghost Nut

When you are so focused on the plot of a porn or your too busy speed scrolling through it, you end up blowing your load and not realizing it. You could swear nothing happened, but there is cum all over.
I was so focused on the step sibling’s family painting in the background, that I ended up busting a ghost nut.
by Eggstra Stinky January 9, 2021
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No Nut November

A month that proves your manliness. A month that all men are all too familiar with. 30 days, 0 nut. Causes some men pain, but everyone’s too scared to loose, cause if you loose, you’re a pussy

For those out there considering failing. Don’t. You want to be the person who says they won No Nut November
A: “I think I wanna quit No Nut November. I can’t take it anymore”
B: “Oh, so you wanna quit? Fucking pussy. BREATHE AIR.”
by Your math teacher November 15, 2022
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Tag nut

A tiny piece of shit that is stuck to the hairs of your asshole, which is so fucking hard to remove.
MOM! MOM! There is a fucking tag nut on my asshole!
by JannRickles September 14, 2022
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