Veggie Sandwich

Some one who looks good or something good that happens. If someone doesn’t look good or something bad happens it’s not a veggie sandwich.

“Oh em gee look at him he’s a veggie sandwich”

by ohyes4167 September 10, 2025

penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them

by Kutsuba November 21, 2022

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend

I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

by Sex with girlfriend November 27, 2020

Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.

She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!

by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

five knuckle sandwich

hands used in barehanded boxing aka fisticuffs

So, the gloves went off and we engaged in fisticuffs feeding ourselves five knuckle sandwiches until one of us saw stars
After the argument I just fed him a five knuckle sandwich

by Koltinn May 18, 2024

turd sandwich

The democratic nominee in a presidential election.

Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.

by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022