Bologna Sandwich

A bologna sandwich is a boring, bland, distasteful person or thing who lacks any personality, skills, or general “fun-ness.”

Dude I started talking to this girl, but she’s kind of a bologna sandwich.

“Hey do you know Steve?” “Yeah, that guy is a bologna sandwich.”

by Michelle_Obama June 23, 2018

Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.

Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.

by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.

What's your favorite sandwich?
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021

sandwich

Two or more slices of bread with a condiment and meat in the middle. Pizza has its own definition. Tomato sauce cannot be on a sandwich.

Dev thought his pizza was a sandwich, but it does not have two pieces of bread.

by Josh's definition is right October 9, 2020

Brady Sandwich

A tactic in sports, particularly soccer, where two (preferably large) players from one team slam into an opposing player from both sides.

The Octopus - "We were down 3-0 so we had Dan and James Brady Sandwich this one kid who was trying to score."

by SavageBaboon July 28, 2009