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sockpuppetosis

the coolest people on the earth.SOCKPUPPETOSIS They eat HAND puppets.
look up hand puppets. a sockpuppetosis is an extreme form of HANDPUPPETOSIS: the virus that makes your hand lack control. The virus takes control of your hand. It talks and is very silly. The virus has eerie human features. It has feelings and all that good stuff.
The Bitchery Man: OMG WHAT IS THAT SOCKPUPPET DOING IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tehcoolperson:Oh hai mr.bitchery,...... i just am eating all your money and food so you go bankrupt.

teh cool person, I got sockpuppetosis from your bitchery
by thecleverestbadkid April 18, 2009
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sockamoe

another term for jew cap or yalmukkah
that jew is wearing a pink sockamoe
by Sock Amoe April 11, 2009
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sockregation

im going to a sockregation party
by stupid jew cat August 28, 2009
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Socket Pocket

when a dick gets a boiling lava hot pocket shoved into his eye causing blindness
Alex: God that guy is so annoying!
Tyler: Why don't you put a hot pocket in the micro for 2 hours and then give him a good case of socket pocket
by StumpyStumps June 28, 2010
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Socktapus

The great octopus-like god ruling over dungeoneers in the world of warcraft. Tributes, prayer, and wearing of fealty tabards ensure his goodwill.
The great Socktapus did not look favorably on the mage and gave her a roll of 3 for her shoulder trinket token.
by Shutyerpiehole November 26, 2011
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socks in the glove box

A term for men that stuff their pants.
Tommas had socks in the glove box, that's not all him.
by lmaiga October 1, 2011
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sockblock

A sockblock is when one tries to block a cock with a sock. This is generally a major fail and can be confused with a condom (which is when it becomes an epic fail). For a better way to block cocks please contact 1-800-COCKBLOCK or go to your local cock blocking health facility located in Seoul, South Korea or Chicago, Illinois. If this is not local enough for you, please visit our website at www.cockblocksafety.com.
No, silly, that's a sockblock! You can't use that during sex!
by thatvideogirl October 21, 2011
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