Type D Personality

Type A personalities are driven. Type D personalities are driven to be difficult (or dick-ish). They go out of their way to make others lives difficult.

Mary "Why did Bob soak the pacifier in vinegar?"
Betty "No good reason... he is a pure type D personality."

by jfburke619 August 21, 2018

Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.

Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019

Pevson

Technically a pevson is and idiot who doesn’t know what they are talking about; dumb person

“Wow, Matt is being a real pevson today.”
“Shut up Pevson!”

by BelgiumBoy101 December 21, 2019

peronaluverr

best, nicest, funniest, coolest person to ever exist in the whole universe

peronaluversdog favorite mutual on TikTok

"Have you heard of peronaluverr on TikTok?"

"yea!! they are the coolest person ever!! "
"yup!!"

by peronaluversdog June 26, 2021

recursive parsonym

An acronym contained within an acronym and which is the same as the original acronym.

GNU is an acronym for "GNU's Not Unix." When the derivative acronym is expanded, the original acronym is repeated indefinitely. (Computer and Information Science)

"Yeah, and then he says to me, 'Did you notice that "GNU" is a recursive parsonym?'" "Like I give a f***." "What a flake."

by dreadsocks December 17, 2007

dylan parson

A sweet guy; Listens to everything life has to offer, plays a dumb ass flute cuz he has no fucking life JK, But he's very sweet. Listens and compliments you. Can get on your nerves, but its the good kind. Will help if anything go's wrong. Curly ass soup hair,, Loves but hates the wrong attention. Always wants you to feel good about yourself.

Dylan parson is a great guy, but hes a headass.

by sir nugglet cum dumpster April 7, 2017

Other-Persons-Penis-Phobia

Where you are afraid to touch another guys penis...

I have the phobia of another persons penis where someone could be like "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY AND YOUR HOUSE KEYS OR I'LL TOUCH YOU WITH MY PENIS!" Then I'll give them my car, house keys, wallet, and wife

by Kama June 27, 2006