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pants beer

The act of pouring a can or glass of beer down your pants.
I can’t do pants beer anymore, I only have four pairs of pants left!
by pantsbeer21 April 7, 2024
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Pacting

Hym "You tried to trick me into suicide pacting myself thinking that YOU somehow set the parameters of how and when I do the thing? I TOLD YOU you would DO that, man! Remember? You are so ass at this! No. I told you how this was going to work. You. Here. Now. Affirm to me what I know to be true. You do the thing. I don't kill any kids! EVER! Everybody wins. Nobody loses. Or... I win. And no one else. I'm not going to let them gain whatever they are getting out of this. I'm to going to let you use this as leverage to get me to do your bullshit. And I'm not negotiating. Tick tock. If I'm unsatisfied with how much of my life I have remaining after you do it the contract is null and void."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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pants batter

Another example of smeg. The,usually whiteish, residue in the crotch area of women's knickers. Can be glaringly obvious when dry with black knickers.
' my knickers are crusty with pants batter'
' I was so horny last night I can scrape my pants batter off and make porridge' yum
by In A Rut April 26, 2024
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pants beer

A pants beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants beer consists of is that of one pouring a cold beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.
Let’s do a pants beer!

Why would I want to do that?

Oh, you just aren’t drunk enough.

*has 16 beers*

Let’s do it!
by ComprehensiveTough April 26, 2024
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pantso

Ah, I forgot to put UnderPants on today. I'm such a pantso!
by Si.83 May 21, 2024
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Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.
He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.
by Frozen Alien October 12, 2024
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Pants Handcuffing Ankles

Basically a way of saying someone is in the act of masturbation or jerking off. It is meant to symbolize the imagery of pants strapped around the ankles like a handcuff straps around two hands.

It is sometimes written as "P.H.A!"
Jovan Jordan: anytime I see Rosa Johnson's or Alicia Campagna's phat ass and small tits on social media, it always leads to a pants handcuffing ankles type of situation

Dredd: yeah I feel the same way about Kelsi Monroe, Jada Stevens, Olivia Rose Livi Whitman and Liz Jordan. Thick pawgs always make you want to beat your meat
by GermanGoon January 9, 2025
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