blew my mind

Having your face blown into a million pieces because something is that amazing or incredible.

You know when your mind is blown.

" Whoa, that D6 Mariah Carey note blew my mind."

" Whoa dude, i cant believe some guys can actually be born with two penises, it's called Diphallia....Totally. Blew. My. Mind."

by NannyFine666 November 3, 2013

eat my kids

1.to suck dick or eat pussy and swallow the cum

Girl: shut up fuck boy
Boy: eat my kids

by jennlysse November 22, 2016

according to my calculations

Something that nerds say all the time

"According to my calculations, the square root of all finite numbers is equivalent to yada yada yada"

by Hitterdog November 20, 2015

oh my gammit

noun(n): another word used in place of the curse word "dammit". Commonly used by the YouTube sensation Fred Figglehorn, and other non-famous people who are too sissy to say the "D" word.

Oh my gammit! That was almost so embarrasing!";"Oh my gammit! I can't believe she did that!

by kLeinani96 September 29, 2010

eat my wrath

a battle cry used primarally before a missile or other explosive attack

(charges with rocket launcher) EAT MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!
(is killed by grenade) eat MY wrath, beyotch!

by Spaz De Kat May 7, 2009

where my niggas at?

Your reaction when your friends doesn't show up in a place they were supposed to come.

(Join party like a boss)
(Searches his/her friends for 5 minutes)
Almost crying: Where my niggas at?

by Sanolios July 20, 2014

Eat my fuck

Expletive phrase employed by persons wishing to attatch no gender-based or sexually orientated connectation to his or her verbalized confrontation and or response.

"Eat my fuck, you swaybacked, infantalized whore."

by JP Reader October 9, 2005