Munch Meat

The genitalia of either gender. A play on "Lunch Meat". A reference to the act of oral sex.

Although I took her to dinner at a nice restaurant, I was mostly focused on getting a hold of her munch meat back at the apartment.

by thechurchfodave March 11, 2011

window meat

The meat sold at 7-11 or other similar stores that sits around all day under heat lamps. Generally regarded as addicting and disgusting. Often acquired after long nights of heavy drinking.

Steve: I'm fucking hungry, bro. Let's grab some of these taquitos.
Dave: No! Don't eat the window meat. That's like rule #1.

by Talaqen August 11, 2011

Meat package

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).

I'm going to textbook my meat. Ow!

by TomBB January 11, 2009

Tiny Meat Gang

A group of people with small cuts of meat.

Look at the group of people and that blond headed person with there small cuts of meat, they make a radical tiny meat gang

by Boo nee noo nee October 4, 2018

meat bag

boyfriend or girlfrien

I went out with my meat bag last night and saw a movie

by Anonymous July 24, 2003

meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003