Hoarse Horse

A noun describing a horribly disfigured or poor-quality drawing of a horse. This horse can have traits including but not limited to: Cartoon human head, bent neck, straight legs and rectangle hooves.

Hannah likes drawing ponies, but they end up looking more like a hoarse horse

by YourDictionaryHelper August 15, 2024

Horse Anal

When you have anal sex with a horse.

Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: Dude, guess what I did!
Dave: What?
Quantavius Nicholas Dingleberry: I Horse Analed my sister's horse Debbie!
Dave: lmao nice

by Leviticus Zachary Fingerdoodle September 5, 2023

horse trot

A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke

I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot

by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023

horsecycle

4 wheeled horse headed cycleable child toy.

Alon never quits riding his horsecycle.

by Zlanks the blackboard September 14, 2023

horsefed

Being given some bullshit, being told a lie.

"Shane told me he forgot to pick me up from soccer practice, turns out I was being horsefed and he went to the strip club instead."

by HammerNail October 9, 2023

horse down

To have sex with. Usually refers to intercourse, but less commonly refers to other sexual acts, particularly cunnilingus.

I can't believe it, David tried to horse down Sofia after the party last night!

by thoolooexpress October 12, 2023

horse video

Something you shouldn’t watch
Why? Because a man has sex with a horse in it.

Hey wanna watch the horse video?
If it’s the one where he forgets his phone, no.

by omgwhatiswhy November 6, 2023