When you and a group of friends order a cappuccino from Starbucks, and when you get the cappuccino, all sit in a circle around it. Last person to cum gets it dumped in their eyes.
Person 1: Dude, you busted so quick last night.
Person 2: I know, I didn’t want to have the cream cappuccino.
Person 2: I know, I didn’t want to have the cream cappuccino.
by Dufenshwartz February 16, 2019
Person 1: Ayyy man, did you hear about that couple that had anal sex in the Home Depot bathroom?
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
Person 2: Nah man, ain't heard nothin' bout it...
Person 1: Apparently, the girl ate a lot of beans the night before. She had terrible gas. She farted so hard, it vaporized the dudes load!
Person 2: Wow! So she gave him a steamed creamer?
Person 1: Close, it was a Creamed Steamer. A steamed creamer would be if she shat cum in a cup of coffee! Hahaha.
by BobShart July 01, 2023
Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit
by OzMuskratt January 03, 2022
"Dude, I totally found a chick that was down for a Boston Cream Doughnut."
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
"Oh I love Boston Cream Doughnuts. I just had one on my way here!"
by OzMuskratt November 25, 2018
My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.
by Christismynigga July 02, 2018
When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.
by hawk8008 December 09, 2020
by Dysmeister69 December 04, 2016