Kobe bryant

the G.O.A.T

messi is the kobe bryant off soccer

by kermit the kikkker March 2, 2023

dirty brynna

When all your eyelashes fall off from the rank ass smell of your obese uncles pickle.

His ballsack smelled so bad of old milk, he completely pulled a dirty brynna on me .

by Homiehopper3000 July 11, 2023

Dirty Bryn

when you're in your nice hot tub and you're fucking a dirty Bryn with your foot and you're ankle deep and she's wetter than the water around you.

"Oh wow dirty Bryn you're wetter than the water around us!!!"

by immikayla August 1, 2023

A Bryson

Someone who hates everyone or thing that doesn't suit their narrative,a Bryson can like something one day and despise them the next, they are known to change their minds as quickly as the direction of the wind

Seamus hates violence and always voted Blue but now he's done A Bryson and votes for the reds

by Sir Jeffrey D August 1, 2024

The Bryson

The Bryson is a rather rare species. A narrow, long head creature that contains a larger than usual penis that it uses to destroy hood boogers. The Bryson doesn’t have a high level of intellect as it can’t tell between the offensive and defensive side of the ball. The species is also broke.

OMG Honey! Those moves in the bedroom you used were hitting the spot. Where did you learn that?

Oh honey, just The Bryson DVD I downloaded.

by Darth_Vader1994 November 1, 2023

james bryan

Handsome mechanic but sean kannery is more handsome from head to feet.

James bryan is broken hearted from alfie.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023

Carolyn Bryant

A Carolyn Bryant is a woman who seeks attention by having people punished excessively. Punishments are framed as defensive or corrective measures. A major component of being a Carolyn Bryant is exaggeration or feigning of danger and need of protective action, followed by directives which are more exploitative or aggressive than defensive.

The term comes from the 1955 murder of 14-year-old African American boy, Emmett Till, which occured at the behest of White, married Carolyn Bryant, who accused Till of flirting with her. Carolyn later admitted to distorting parts of her story regarding Till.

CB's are histrionically addicted to being lavished with sympathy and protective indignance. A CB's goal is to watch others needlessly over-defend her. She may repeatedly reinvigorate old, resolved conflicts or scower for reasons to punish people. CB behavior is sometimes called "waving the white handkerchief" and is a form of "duping delight." Even when a kernel of truth is involved in a CB's story, she usually ommits information, skews context, embelleshes, and always requests excessive abuse.

CB behavior can be envious sabotage, or for the excitement of watching others fuss excessively over her.

A CB might pose a legitimate complaint, but as a psychopathic narcissist, she acts on nonsensical and outlandishly inappropriate address of her concerns.

CB's seize on easy targets and evoke other sociopaths, often getting away with murder.

My classmate asked me to slash someone's tires because he wouldn't date her. She's such a Carolyn Bryant.

My cousin is trying to have someone thrown in jail for an argument they had in 4th grade. What a Carolyn Bryant.

by creepycrawler666 January 7, 2024