Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

pick your pocket

steal or take something away from you

Careful when you're not with your girlfriend I may pick your pocket !

by motiv8r April 5, 2023

Nut Pocket

A slutty girl (aka a vag) randomly chosen at the end of the night from a bar or tavern (if you are old) that is taken home for one purpose.

Man, it’s been a long week, I’m hoping to find a fine nut pocket tonight.

by MattyG69 October 18, 2019

Pockets

Something women have difficulty finding, because when they do, THEY'RE FAKE!!!!

Sarah: Oh my gosh, Debbie, this dress has pockets!
Debbie: Woah, you're so lucky, I don't even have pockets on these pants!

by TotallyNotAnOwOCat October 10, 2021

dog pocket

dating back to world war 2, the term "dog pocket" refers to an ancient ritual from the Egyptians that was used to capture all Jewish dogs and store them into another dimension until everything blows over.

hey Quinton, ya hear about that dog pocket in Europe that just opened up?

by eatlicker24 May 18, 2018

Hot Pocket Explosion

when a girl cums and squirts at the same time

last night i gave my girl hot pocket explosion. she couldn't walk for weeks

by Kredddd April 20, 2017

moose pocket

A girl with a phat pussy

Guy one: Yea Ronda was cool, she def has a moose pocket
Guy two: aw hail yea a phat pussy!!

by i♥u April 1, 2024