Two Lane Way Piss

When a man urinates and his piss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate piss to go directly in the toilet. Usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.

This morning I was so mad because I had a Two Lane Way Piss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!

by HyperDunks November 21, 2010

Rocky mountain piss water

Another name for Coors lite, the worst beer known to man.

I can't believe Dave only brought Rocky mountain piss water, this party is gonna suck.

by Charmander311 May 15, 2018

piss persistent porn puzzle

used for someone or something believed to be the worst person or thing possible

“Benjie is such a piss persistent porn puzzle”

by fitty with titties May 21, 2021

Pissing your money into the wind

spending money on alcohol even if you shouldn't drink

my parents kicked me out when i was pissing my money into the wind.

by Troy December 15, 2003

Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.

Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

by deanmono & zilla December 28, 2006

mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss

Coors, miler, Busch, Mississippi River Horse Piss

by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014

M. Night Shamalan piss

the really long piss you take after a movie due to drinking too much soda, as opposed to an M. Night Shamalan twist

ooohh, too much coke zero, gotta take an M. Night Shamalan piss!

by 81halohunter December 2, 2010