Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

Pussy Pants

Yoga Pants, spandex pants, stretchy pants, or any kind of pants that shows the vagina to anyone look who is looking

He says “Bitch, go change your pussy pants right now! Your not wearing your pussy pants in public!”

by BettyStotler October 14, 2023

Slag pants

A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.

I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.

by TheRoyalist July 11, 2017

Hoods and pants

Getting incoherently drunk until you can’t walk or speak.

Yo bro, Let’s get absolutely hoods and pants tonight,

by Cooperh January 1, 2024

Check Pants

Thomas (the christian monarch sex god) once said check pants

Person 1: bruhi was on 40% check pants and I still didn't get a pack!
Person 2: Bruh Ong Frfr 💀.

by really definitely not shane August 17, 2022

i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020