Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.
by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012
Get the perfect eating mug.Free eats = free food. When you use the words "free food", you have to use them in a sentence for people to understand what you're talking about, such as "there is going to be free food at the party" or "they are giving away free food at the soup kitchen". But when you use "free eats", it's a statement, a sentence of it's own.
Joe: Hey Matt, are you going to the block party?
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!
Matt: No, those people are lame.
Joe: Dude, free eats!
Matt: Oh.....we're SO there!
by Mellow Yellow October 2, 2012
Get the Free eats mug.used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?
dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
Get the eat your carrots and broccoli mug.by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
Get the last place at a turd eating contest mug.a phrase meaning
N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous
a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous
a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrong mug.1.)No good , skank low life skanky female that will do anything and everything to cross anyone in her path for her own good
2.)A man , that gives a women for their bill or a meaningful matter and takes the money and does something else other than that . Like spend it on another man
2.)A man , that gives a women for their bill or a meaningful matter and takes the money and does something else other than that . Like spend it on another man
by Tk Sosa October 8, 2013
Get the ratsoup eating bitch mug.Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.
Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman
Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
by ImpairedRay February 7, 2012
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