Potato

1. A starchy root vegetable

2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed

3. A bland, plain person.

1. "I love me a baked potato"

2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"

3. "I'm such a potato"

by arandomlurker January 6, 2025

Small potatoes

A small detail brought up in an underhanded and anal way, in an effort to undermine one’s preparedness

Jacob asking me what a vitreous humor was in our mock trial was straight small potatoes.
Total ass move tbh

by Not Ty Drayton May 8, 2025

Potatoes

Something of which you really need a few good ones.

Potatoes. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

by IGetAGoodIdeaOnceAYear December 26, 2020

Hot potato

The thing gallon says in the amazing video hot potato

Ummmm hot potato very HOT!!!!

by JakesTheNameYT May 10, 2020

potato

our lord and savior, creator of worlds, god of everything or something

I am going to worship thy potato

by chikin nooget in the air??? September 12, 2022

potato bastard

a person, specifically from Germany, who is said to be addicted to potatoes, and is an insult usually used by people from Southern Italy

why do you keep hanging out with that potato bastard, you konyaro?!

by threeperiods August 10, 2023

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024