Breakfast Pants

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.

Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.

by howardshipskin October 30, 2014

Pants Snail

When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.

When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.

by Dunnydb June 20, 2023

blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).

'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again

by angel555 September 16, 2010

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

Pant-Shitter

Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels

Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.

by Nolspe November 7, 2022

Panted

The art of fucking a nigga without the use of condom and lube.

Shit bitch, he fucking panted that nigga.

by KingLeMaste February 5, 2019

dumby poopy pants

A fat cunt who doesn't know when to stop.

My god, shut up you Dumby Poopy Pants

by !:"!:#":$":":12 May 6, 2018