hit the Woodwork

Woodwork is originally a word used to refer to the goal frame (aka cross and bar). To hit the woodwork is to hit the post or almost score this the phrase is famously used by Mulungushi University Med-students to refer to a girls rejection to a man's proposal.

Mans 1: "I shot my shot and hit the woodwork bro, peng-ting performed.😔"
Mans 2: "I thought you two was vibing on som'n real?"
Mans 1: "I thought the same bro but..."
Mans 2: "shit happens.."

by çyánide00 February 19, 2022

hit a sophomore day

The more sophomores you hit the better:)

Dude hit them hit a sophomore day

by Dude 123456827359382837 March 1, 2022

Political Hit

The definition of political hit is when an individual, group, or other, do a take down of an organized business operation. This political hit normally involves the court, judge, law enforcement. The political hit could have originated/started at higher level, like the fed, or the state level, or lower, like the mayor, city council, judge, Sheriff. I predict the hit could sometimes start with individual citizens calling in, or reporting the business owner, or the business in question itself that gets the political hit. Sometimes, the political hit happens; so that individuals can keep their merit, their status, the hardcoreness, their customers if they are a small business owner, their control or grip on their circle or peers that know them. It usually happens if a business owner, or CEO, the business itself is doing well, or is newer, and/or is hardcore. The political hit can be made worse, if people in power, feel the business, or people running it, people that own the business, are a threat to the individuals doing the political hit. Usually the person getting taken down, has laws that should protect them. However, law enforcement, and the party as a whole, everyone involved in a political take-down, usually have status positions, that allow them to prosecute full speed ahead, without having to listen to the business owner being taking down.

A political hit is where a business owner, business itself, encounters damages, to their wealth, to their reputation, to their life from stress, and so on; the political hit party, uses has no regard or respect for the party they are doing a hit on, and will not obey any law they have to break, to take down the party they are doing a political hit on, even if laws protect the party being taken down, they destroy their business merit, the business owners merit, the business wealth, the flow of the business, the mental state of the business owner, and more. These small business owners, parties being attacked by the political hits, are often self-made, and self-financed business people as well.

by NARPuppies.com January 10, 2026