Urban Dictionary: Definitions by holdthisjawn

phone racist

someone who is hateful or discriminatory towards people who have a certain type/brand of cellphone, usually an iPhone.

guy 1: "do you wanna facetime?"
guy 2: "don't be mad, but i have an android"
guy 1: "that's fine, i'm not a phone racist"

Merch

a nickname for Karkov vodka, especially in Minnesota.

"are you going to the party at Johnny' place tonight?"
"hell yeah, i'm bringin a handle of karkrash"
"you crazy"

Merch

Being heavily intoxicated from consuming {Hamm's] beer.

John: Yo how fucked up were you last night?
Bob: Oh dude, i was Hammied

hammied by holdthisjawn February 28, 2026

Merch

the act of bouncing a lowrider by hitting hydraulic switches inside the vehicle, often as a way to show off.

"Joey's been getting all the ladies lately by hitting switches in his slab while cruising around town"

Merch