hairy butt wiskers 

1. A large unkept ass fro potruding from the ass crack.

Don't lick my ass csuse you'll choke on my hairy butt wiskers.

hairy butt wiskers by lickins dee dickens October 4, 2009

Hairy Ver'gery 

1-Another word for a woman's genitalia, normally hairy.
2-A generic word used in place of most other words, normally as a joke. A derivative of this is to add 'ery' at the end of any word

1- Show me your 'Hairy Ver'gery'
2- Shut it, you Hairy Ver'gery
- Shut your Hairy Ver'gery
- Let's get out of this Hairy Ver'gery

Hairy Ver'gery by Tom & Jake August 2, 2006

Hairy Nun 

When a girl bites your pubes and they go in her mouth, then she kisses you (were the pubes go into your mouth) then u spit them in her pussy

I dont know i just made it up '' Hairy Nun"

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Hairy Nun by Hairy Nun October Sky is Gay April 2, 2009

piercing the hairy doughnut 

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.

because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

piercing the hairy doughnut by punkydrewster February 16, 2005

harryheap 

An Oakland slang basically calling a Cambodian wanna be gangster a lier

Damn man that damn harryheap claimed he had a brother in OTC(OakTownCrip) when he doesn't even have a brother!

harryheap by cheaaaaaa micheal jackson January 6, 2008

hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

hairy lobster by Malleable February 9, 2008

Hairy Cuntaloupe 

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

Hairy Cuntaloupe by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009