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Let me stand next to your fire! 

When you hear this, it means someone is requesting to put their face next to your butt-hole.
Whenever Jimi Hendrix used the phrase on stage, the bassist would launch a scorching fart in his face. He claimed it helped him "think outside the box."
At the wedding reception, when Mandy asked John to "let me stand next to your fire!" she didn't realize he had been holding in gas since the toast. He unleashed a furious wind upon her, lashing her hair back, and singeing off her eyebrows and nose hair. She pretended to be offended, but the clarity of mind was all that she had hoped for, and more.
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A totally wothless person. Someone with no ambition.
Yeah, she's a real fireball.
FireBall by know the toe September 19, 2003

fire breather 

a fire breather is when the guy punches whoever is sucking their dick in the face, then making them go back to sucking the dick.... while sucking the blood goes into their mouth and when the guy cums it mixes with the blood, when they spit it looks like they're a dragon.
Nell was always rumored by the jocks to be a messy little fire breather.
fire breather by Faith81087 December 21, 2006

Fire crotch

The irritated inflamed skin that arises after a particularly aggressive waxing of the region of the crotch, characterised by fiery red welts.
Marsha: I hope this nasty fire crotch dies down before saturday night
Fire crotch by Fritz Walter April 18, 2009

Firedawg 

An individual who is the epitome of an asshat and overall gayness. This individual is the ancestor of salad-tossers and cock-gobblers alike.
I once saw a Firedawg sucking off a tranny.
Firedawg by FatKidOnCake June 25, 2008

Arcade Fire 

An extremely fucked up band out of Montreal.
"Goodness me, what is that fucked up song playing on the radio?"
"A bunch of crackheads who go by the name of "Arcade Fire." They're weird."
Arcade Fire by Joel67 May 22, 2005