The kind of sex that takes place in a hurry (or lasts longer than expected) before someone arrives, thereby ending it with a ring of the doorbell. At this point one party heads to clean up while the other just fixes clothing and greets the guest straight off the act.
by techniq December 9, 2008
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by Trey fowler January 20, 2021
Get the S'mores sex mug.A saying you and your girlfriend might or should start saying. It means your hot or I wanna have intercourse or a substitute for you piece of shit!
by CloutNibba January 20, 2019
Get the Piece of sex mug.A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.
by Sexmelon January 15, 2014
Get the sex melon mug.When a guy fucks a girl while she's still wearing her skirt or dress. Often against a wall. Usually anal.
by Amthony April 18, 2014
Get the skirt sex mug.Noun. an event where multiple people (4+) engage in sexual activity at a barbecue. Involving high volumes of barbecue sauce (3 quarts)
by Blake the BBQ sex god December 2, 2013
Get the sex barbecue mug.(Men) When a clean pressed handkerchief is slightly unfolded and placed in the mans hands in a 'cup' like position. The man inserts his penis into the unfolded handkerchief and closes it around his penis and proceeds to 'have sex' with his handkerchief. after sometime the handkerchief will get filled with hanky cum
(Women) When a clean handkerchief is placed over the a womands fingers as she begins to stimulate herself. the rest of the handkerchief is pushed into the vagina, as the woman continued to stimulate herself to a climax
A woman can also place a handkerchief over a mans penis and wank him off that way and a man can put a handkerchief over his fingers as he stimulates his partner
(Women) When a clean handkerchief is placed over the a womands fingers as she begins to stimulate herself. the rest of the handkerchief is pushed into the vagina, as the woman continued to stimulate herself to a climax
A woman can also place a handkerchief over a mans penis and wank him off that way and a man can put a handkerchief over his fingers as he stimulates his partner
"Derek has so many handkerchiefs in the wash each week - surely he doesn't blow his nose that much"
"Nah - he doesn't have a g/f so he just has hanky sex"
or
"My g/f put a handkerchief over my erection last night and I had hanky sex"
"Nah - he doesn't have a g/f so he just has hanky sex"
or
"My g/f put a handkerchief over my erection last night and I had hanky sex"
by Mr Hanky Man June 16, 2008
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