Mad takes

she droppin' some mad takes on the dance floor

by Sassqueen97 April 13, 2016

take the machine

to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)

I didn't know your address so I took the machine.

We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?

Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.

by Pajek April 11, 2006

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Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.

1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.

by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 9, 2009

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grandma taking a shower

when a big group no matter the race bukake a grandma in a retirement home

i went to go visit my grandma and i saw grandma taking a shower

by white fagggot April 28, 2023

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A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

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