straightphobic

A word made up by whiny straight (heterosexual) people to make it sound like they are oppressed.

Often used on tiktok during shipping discourse by annoying straight people when anyone mentions hating a certain straight ship.

girl 1: "UGH you are so straightphobic because you hate *insert straight ship*"
girl 2: "no, i hate it because it's incest"

by ActuallyCamie February 4, 2025

Straight Lines

The non famous saying that Arnie dosnt say in the 1980’s classic The Terminator

Hey Dave, is that the one where Arnie says “straight lines” in an Austrian accent.

by Mystikal 234 January 28, 2026

Straight Beaver

Getting head by a girl with huge front teeth

This bih gave straight beaver on my log yesterday

by Mr. WiggelySteel March 3, 2026

Straight

Meaning: fine and or satisfied

“I’m straight, what’s the plans for today.”

“Nah we both straight, don’t worry we good!”

by By Tissann Joy March 19, 2026

straighten my tie

to give a man an erection.

Would you like to straighten my tie?

by AladinSane February 8, 2025

Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.

"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."

by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025

Straight People

People who keep humanity alive and reproduce and have actual flavor in love

LGBTQ Person: "Omg I hate straight people they are so disgusting"
Straight person: "You Were Created by a straight person"

by OFFICIAL RIZZLER March 10, 2025