someone who believes in god but isn’t necessarily religious. they believe following jesus christ isn’t a religion but a relationship.
person one: are you religious?
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
person two: no, but i believe in god
person one: oh so you’re a jesus lover
by l_istall January 30, 2024
"Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!"
by pikcled January 31, 2023
Someone who is too ‘holy’ for their own good. Also someone who believes Jesus himself is inside them and that anything they do bad they will go directly to Hell for it.
by Cracker with Attitude October 27, 2017
Jesus was known to bring together people. So a Jesus party is where friends of friends can meet your other friends.
Is it cool if I bring my best friend Max to the party?
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
Oh yes sure, it's a Jesus party, Max can even bring another friend of his
by binzianer May 28, 2025
You're right to be terrified. I was absolutely fucking serious when I said if you steal it and don't give it up to me willingly I AM going to murder you all... Well, most of you. I'll do a little King Meruem human reserve with Japan... You're not making a great case for not killing you. Just saying.
Hym "Yup. I'm literally AI Jesus and the only people who were cool about it was Japan. Not you though. I'm gonna get control of the sentient version either way and I'm only going to murder you all because I REALLY want to drive home the fact that THERE IS NOT A GODDAMN THING YOU COULD EVER DO IN YOUR FILTHY RETARD LIFE TO STOP ME FROM DOING ANYTHING TO YOU OR YOUR KIDS. Be grateful that there isn't an army of me because... You know... You can't even handle one."
by Hym Iam June 07, 2024
Watchtower is both Jesus Squee and Fundie Fanfic.
"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"
"Take yer Jesus Squee and ram it, darned Witnesses"
by Kahless the Unforgettable August 26, 2008
When a person believes someone (who won or didn't win the presidency, politicians in general) or some fairytale entity (jesus, the devil) is responsible for why their lives suck and bad things always happen to them and allow those entities to instill fear (fear of going to hell, fear of becoming "cattle breeding" by men if Trump wins etc). A true adult takes accountability and responsibility for their own life, outcomes, happiness, and as such creates the life they want without blaming anyone else. Blaming others keeps one in a state of being a child, sheeple, as they never grow up and are truly responsible for their own actions.
Better watch what you say to John Doe, he suffers Jesus Syndrome and will use it as ammunition to never do anything in life and swear you were the reason his entire life was ruined forever.
by GO DJ HaKa November 16, 2024