The mike job 

Having sex with a beautiful woman but wishing you were having out with guys instead

"Oh my God did he nail that bridesmaid yesterday. "

"No he gave her the mike job instead"

The mike job by anonymous December 16, 2021

the Italian job 

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.

North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?

the Italian job by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022

The Kim Jong Un 

The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.

Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.

Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.

The Kim Jong Un by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022

The angry jocky 

When you are having anal sex from behind. You grab a long tube sock and put it in her mouth, turn on the Lone Ranger Theme song to set the tempo for each thrust.

After we had too much tequila, I done the angry jocky on Sheila.

The angry jocky by Z.A.R. April 30, 2022

The Murray Juxtaposition

To spend money lavishly on items, experiences or fads that are not essential to everyday life. All the while complaining at a lack of money or poor social of living conditions for yourself or your family. Particularly prevalent during periods of insecurity surrounding someones residence/living arrangements.

(Assisted by TwoSpell_Wizard)

Andy: Unbelievable those council bastards are making us homeless in 6 months! We can’t afford to move right now.

Jack: Does that mean you’ll be giving up the season ticket then? That sucks mate.

Andy: Oh no thats staying. Me and the family are heading down for a few days next weekend.

Neal: That is a prime example of The Murray Juxtaposition

The Murray Juxtaposition by anonymous June 3, 2022

The great journey 

Playing Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3, Halo 3 ODST and Halo Reach nonstop consecutively on Legendary difficulty.
It is believed to be an enlightening experience.

Man 1: "I did the great journey last night."

Man 2: "you alright dude? You need some sleep you like a robot."
Man 1: "She said that to me once, about being a machine..."

The great journey by TxRTLE June 22, 2022

The El Jeffe Dip 

When you leave your colleagues high and dry at a team event while they move 100lb furniture in 6 on stilettos, while kissing your luxury clients ass. Not to mention...leaving your other clients to be entertained by the colleagues you fucked over. Again.

He did the el Jeffe dip last night!

The El Jeffe Dip by EVASTEELE15 September 9, 2022