Englishman Stick-up

When five Englishmen play cum on a bisquet, but the loser has to give the bisquet to his girlfreind.

Dude Brock lost the EnglishMan Stick-up and had to feed it to Alex.

by Mobsterking52 January 16, 2011

Tahitian Tummy Sticks

A game played by two or more males, where they stand close enough together to engage their penises in a sort of "sword fight". The object of the game is to be the first to ejaculate, as the last person to ejaculate has to clean the "splash area" with their tongue. A sort of Tahitian treat...

"Hey guys, in lieu of a stripper, what say we spice up this party with a rousing game of Tahitian Tummy Sticks?"

"What the fuck is wrong with you, no way dude", "how about you just kneel in the middle of the room and we'll treat you like a glazed donut, bitch"!?!

by Jello Shotz December 17, 2016

Illinois Hot Stick

An act of process when a girl orders hot wings for your date, and gets extra hot sauce on the side than proceeds to rubs it on your dick. Than slowly licks it off till her mouth is on fire, than he ejaculates into her mouth to cool down the hotness.

Yo man, last night me and this chick where hanging than she was hungry, than when the food came, she wanted to do the Illinois Hot Stick!

by Derremy July 19, 2010

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

Occam's shit stick

Occam's shit stick is the opposite of Occam's razor. Occam's shit stick is when a conventional explanation of something seems complicated and to explain away perceived inconsistencies one come's up with an even more complicated explanation which is filled with even more (usually profound) inconsistencies.

Petey made heavy use of Occam's shit stick to further his 911 conspiracy theories.

by cosmicaug October 7, 2009

stick to his roots

Get back to what one was doing earlier.

George, the milkman is making no money with his newspaper business. George must stick to his roots and continue selling milk rather than newspaper selling papers

by Cinthia Porter July 2, 2007

Stick Shift Drive

The act of taking a man's penis and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans anus to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.

Last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.

by imnaughty123 November 13, 2011