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Penis ride

Sexual intercourse involving a penis, referring to the penetratIng party lying down while the person being penetrated sits on top of the penis. It’s a penis ride!
Man: Hey babe you wanna have a penis ride when I get home from work?

Woman: Yes! I’ll bring my cowgirl hat!
by anonymous November 9, 2025
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Monkey ride

An position where a guy moves on a another guys dick like a rocking horse and makes monkey noises
by ScroogeMcDuckyDuckFuck December 2, 2025
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Dick rider

Someone who stalks the fuck out of someone's life, they constantly talk about them creep on them, watch everything they do, they practically know everything they do, they listen in on them 24 fucking 7 they literally never leave them alone always either tryna create some fuckery or whatever crap they be on when they should be focusing on their own life
Brock: yo the I was walking home last night and I swear I seen someone in the far distance like lurking on me lol I swear I'm not tweaking

Nick: are you sure? haha you know what it was probably Becky she's such a dick rider plus she doesn't stop talking about you don't tell her I said anything

Brock: okay I wont
by XyloZeem January 5, 2026
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scatter the riders

scatter the riders is a saying,
if someone says scatter the riders its means to beat the fuck out off a bunch of cunts hanging together
scatter=fuck em up and leave em lying scattered all over the floor
riders=a group of people
mafia leader:scatter the riders
me:ok
ML:well done
by flippa April 5, 2004
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oh my ride

1) Cool.
2) Oh my gosh.
3) Interesting
4) Dido.
by ohmyride May 1, 2009
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magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
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skittle park rider

the white boys in tall-t's with bright baggy colorful jackets and pants and skull candy headphones that you see only riding in the park and no other part of the mountain
EX:

"dude you see that skittle park rider!?"
"ya, too bad he only rides the park, and sucks at everything else"
"true"
by dom-rom December 25, 2009
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