i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022

Crack whore pores

Blemishes found on the face of someone who smokes crack

That girl has crack whore pores all over her

by Fantizzle March 17, 2021

crack

Drugs or something that everybody wants

yo that shit is crack

by YouAlreadyNo April 29, 2009

Crack a plate

When someone scares you so much that if you're holding a plate you would drop it and crack it

" woah I could crack a plate"
" You scared me so much I could crack a plate "

by Woha Langley January 19, 2021

crack house

A place where a crack head can circumvent. Lounge ,purchase, and enjoy their drug

I'm gonna head to the crack house for a rock

by Towli37 November 6, 2018

crack talking

when your voice cracks while you are talking or singing it can also mean you are on a lot of crack and everyone knows

your singing is horrible did you just crack talk or is that just your voice.
jimmy i know your on crack stop crack talking.

by crack it up February 17, 2017

slimy crack

A butt crack that is very wet and moist that makes sloppy noises.

"Suck my slimy crack!"

by uwotm869 June 29, 2017