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Rupert Brain

Derived from an edited GIF of Klaus Schwab. Upon seeing the GIF a strapping young fellow said the following words, "Rupert Brain" And the rest is history...
"Rupert, Rupert, Rupert Brain, Rupert Brain, Rupert Brain, Rupert, Rupert, Rupert Brain, Ru' Rupert, Rupert Brain" *To the tune of 'In The Hall Of The Mountain King'
by Simon Slug Sumoner January 6, 2025
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Stupid brain

when your brain tells you things that aren't true
"my brain is saying that I'm worthless and will never be good enough for anyone..... It must be stupid brain."
by KittyCatDes January 6, 2025
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bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.
"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"
by minerharry January 22, 2025
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Internet Brain

A malady in which one enters a state of mind that recognizes the value of network effects but becomes unmoored from common humanistic principles lost in the contemplation of said network effects.

Symptoms:

* Every thought is filtered through how this might appear or be perceived when shared online.

* Every idea is immediately productized into an app, site or platform
* Shallow rationalizations and/or detachment from the effects of ones own actions

Cures:
* Gardening

* Community service
* Mediation and prayer
Person A: Wouldn't it be cool if we did a stunt where we sold flame throwers to the general public?

Person B: I feel like you've got a bad case of internet brain.
by jcjnyc2 January 23, 2025
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burrito brain

Receiving oral pleasure from a member of the latinx community.
"Bro I bagged this Mexican bitch and she gave maaaaad burrito brain."
by Grebboblio January 24, 2025
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Broke Brain Virus

A bug that does the opposite of the Woke Brain Virus, making people believe that landowners have the right to violently impose their will on people using the resources of the land the claim to own and that people who oppose the will of people claiming ownership of land should be able to dictate government policy are mentally ill from the Woke Brain Virus and are enemies of the state.
All of the anti-transgender executive orders are the result of the broke brain virus working in President Trump and his base.
by WhistleBlower0013 January 29, 2025
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