Danny Trejo American

An aged bad mutha who gets scarier with age. Usually covered in battle scars. Doesn't need to prove shit cause everyone already knows what they're about. Quiet but has a tendency to dish out savage and comedic burns. Fond of saying "you're showing up to that fight ten years too soon boy."

The guy who plays Machete is a Danny Trejo American.

by VanDammeAmerican July 3, 2023

the great american scrimmage

Another term for the American Civil War

Did you see the show about the great american scrimmage

by Topa_Burbs July 7, 2023

confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

Hot dog and Hamburger American

A person born in America who may have immigrant parents but acts and identifies as a typical American and is no different than an American whose ancestry goes back 200 years.

John's parents were born in Hong Kong and they may speak Chinese and eat traditional Chinese at home, but among his friends he is your typical Hot Dog and Hamburger American.

by Nemo1955 October 10, 2023

I will American you

When you forcefully make an individual drink the blood of an AR-15 while they are under the influence of many, many drugs.

British person walks past an American.
"Hey you!" Says the American, "I will American you. "
The American grabs his local AR-15 to go do the ritual.

by Byvargon October 30, 2023

Summer All-American

Someone who is a college runner that visits Boulder or Flagstaff during the summer and only talks about being All-American in cross country. These athletes usually hammer easy runs, finish outside the top 150, or never make it to nationals.

Andrew: You see those “Summer All-Americans” hammering their long run at Mags.

by Runnerboy69 December 8, 2023

What's-App American

An American, particularly one who resides in the U.S., that maintains contact with citizens from other nations.

Usually applies to coastal Americans who have connections overseas.

Comes from the META app, What's App, which is highly used among international professionals.

David: How was that dinner last evening at the brasserie?

Victor: Quite interesting, there were many What's-App Americans who pronounced the order correctly.

by ValiantBert July 3, 2024