The Norwegian Nose-hair trimmer

This is when a man lathers his big, meaty, schlong, which super glue, and right before it hardens, he shoves it into someone's nose and rips out their nose hair when it hardens

"went to the barber last weekend to get my beard trimmed, and the Barber gave me the Norwegian Nose-Hair Trimmer, and now my face feels smoother than a babies's butt!"

by JamesPage September 2, 2025

hair

hair on any head, ooor where the sun don't shine

no more hair for the narwal

by shushie slushie January 6, 2021

Plastic hair

When someone's hair uses stupid amounts of gel, too much for anyone's liking, it makes his hair either look like plastic or the spikes of a sea urchin, often making his hair look and feel like hard plastic, this makes him look stupid asf

"Ron thinks he was rocking out a good hairstyle using gel, turns out he only got plastic hair now"

by Borzoilover February 5, 2024

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Hedgehog Hair

When you get a fresh trim and the back of your hair feels spikey

Your Mates: Did you finally go to the barbers?
You: Yea, I got the Hedgehog Hair again

by FloppaUrbanDictionary August 31, 2021

Pubic hair

n. Organic dental floss

There's nothing worse than getting a pubic hair in your sandwich.

by anonymous April 29, 2022

scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle May 31, 2018