(Richard) "Aye bro when you're gonna stop having sex with all these girls"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"
(Me) "Until Death Call My Name"
by Jhon hanfle July 5, 2018

by Doggy_huan November 3, 2018

by luhtroy4pf May 27, 2024

Except I'm going to heaven forever! My behavior has been preemptively forgiven as a form of cosmic get-out-of-jail-free card. I'm the good one. And my reward is paradisal bliss forever.
Hym "It's not my death I have the problem with; it's the 'navigating lunatics who are complicit in my demise while I wait patiently to die part' that keeps me up at night. And that's why the school shootings. Because it's not that you're not protecting them hard enough and it's not that everyone need to collectively agree to give up their rights; It's that if stopping a school shooting has a result OTHER THAN the death of the would-be shooter you'd rather let the chips fall where they may then be complicit in a solution that benefits someone who doesn't deserve the help they would ultimately receive as a byproduct of an intervationary procedure."
by Hym Iam July 28, 2023

by lucasestoes March 26, 2025

Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch.
by asslicker22 October 1, 2010

by thicc adam. June 2, 2018
