Car

Another word for Cat, typically happens when big ahh fingers accidentally hit the "r" instead of the "t".

Look at that car.
Car? That's a cat.
A car(t).
Oh. You're just delusional.
Car. :3

by PinkieBee August 13, 2024

Chicago Car Wash

A euphemism for a drive-by shooting.

The date night was going great until the 5 star restaurant turned into a Chicago Car Wash.

by cockwork October 5, 2019

Hairdresser car

A small 'sports car' featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000,350z, 370z, audi tt, miata etc. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the st205 celica was nominated hairdressers choice in 1996.

You bought a miata? That's such a hairdresser car

by Tray678 August 25, 2021

CARS 2

A way to say let's try sex

Her: Wanna try Cars 2
Him: Sure

by anonymous January 8, 2024

carring

v. Any activity, often pointless, done inside a vehicle in which you live after you lose your job or mealticket.

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Coming to the concert bro%?

Nah. No cash. Think I'll just spend the evening carring. Again.

by gnostic3 July 6, 2023

Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.

Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"

by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024

My Car

I don't really need to get within arms reach of kid you piece of shit.

Hym "Hey how do you feel about that judge ruling the YouTube can now subject to lawsuits for radicalizing people on the internet Cody Johnston? Is that a thing you've heard about? What's my score? I can guarantee if you all took threats to children more seriously you all would have let this go 15 years ago and it would be less. You lose an uncle too? They need to demonetize all of the YouTube vermin so you pieces of shit have to get real jobs. You should be less worried about my car and more worried about what happens when the score finishes getting tallied. Self righteous piece of shit."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2024