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Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Brain by Grabacr January 28, 2022
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dream/dreamstans/zoophiles/ anyone who uses the lgbtq+ community to be a dick or to be "different". touch grass please if your like this.
Person 1: hey im (insert something stupid)sexual

person 2: fuck off you stupid little bitch go live in wyoming, i hope you die in the deepest layer of hell you ignorant braindead rat shit.
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A brain toot is a random and very odd thought that pops into your head, and often baffles those around you, potentially causing them to think you are a little weird
Bob: “Did you know that plants actually emit a sound that’s akin to screaming when you cut them?”

Joe: “gosh darnit Bob, you brain tooted again”
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Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one
that girl has no brain
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