by anonymous gorl April 2, 2019
Get the Ice Blowjob mug.Bert: Oh the ice is slippery a little bit.
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
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by Shotgunner922 April 3, 2019
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Get the Icing mug.by potrayez April 16, 2019
Get the Ice mug.Ice Berg-ing is when you cut a glory hole in the bottom of a snack size ice cream carton and do not finish eating until you either bust a nut or finish the Ice Cream.
*Girl sitting in Ice CreamShop*
“I was in Brandon’s house the other day and seen a picture of Dr. Phil taped to a Ben&Jerrys carton and when I went to pick it up it started dripping extra salty vanilla ice cream”
“Oh hell nah he must be Ice Berg-ing again”
“I was in Brandon’s house the other day and seen a picture of Dr. Phil taped to a Ben&Jerrys carton and when I went to pick it up it started dripping extra salty vanilla ice cream”
“Oh hell nah he must be Ice Berg-ing again”
by TheGreenTurtle April 17, 2019
Get the Ice Berg-ing mug.The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough
T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?
T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.
Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019
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