Tennis Penis

When you've taken viagra and it's been over four hours so you don't know what else to do with it.

Joel tends to suffer from Tennis Penis.

by BreastNectar65 January 22, 2012

penis worm

a worm unsatisfied by living in normal conditions resulting to living in side somebodys wang

freddy, have you remembered to feed your penis worm recently

by gum there seems to be a worm hanging out of my prince albert

by Josh February 17, 2005

Penis babies

Life juices; Juices that come from the penis; Cum.

Girl 1: That guy last night gave me a good shot of Penis babies.

Girl 2: I bet you loved those babies

by cleser92 March 13, 2009

penis nose

Someone with a nose that looks like a penis

"oi look, that guy got a penis nose"
"hahaha"

by JOHN XX April 8, 2006

drill penis

Extremely strong penis made to obliterate anything in its path. Rape victims will run at the sound of it.

Jason is so shaken up, like he got raped by a drill penis.

by GeneralNutz531 May 15, 2016

Penis Uppercut

When you are about to force your a girl to suck your dick in the dark, you can't see so you keep hitting the girl under the chin like an uppercut.

I penis uppercutted my girlfriend today.

by Sexmaster69thousand November 29, 2011

penis pumpery

1) Masturbation

2) A place where ones' penis can be pumped-off, often into a jar where the ejaculant is saved and consumed later.

3) Penis pumpery may also refer to an upcoming dvd featuring several buff men pumping iron while pumping each other's dicks.

4) Also, penis pumpery is synonymous with ass hattery and faggotry or faggot-tree.

5) The last known definition refers to the clandestine society found in sonas throughout the world in which buff, sweaty men pump each others penises off.

Joey: "Hey man, are you going to the local penis pumpery tonight ? I hear they're having a two for one ball waxing addition to the regular penis pumping."

Arnold: "Naw dog, I'm totally not cool with some other dude beatin my meat...know what I'm saying ?"

by hot balls Johnson December 20, 2010