monkey funky

When something is B-bobbin shizle biscuit; flattering; amazing; cool; nice.

"Hey... that shirt is monkey funky!"

by Nene December 10, 2003

monkey grind

when you focused on that monkey grind, focused on that climb, reject humanity

and become monkey

"he be on his monkey grind"

by Zacco January 11, 2021

horny monkey

A person that cannot contain their horniness, in the same way how monkeys are savage and uncivilized.

Arutharan: I just wanna grab her big mommy milkers, they're so... they're so voluptuous and juicy!
Abi: behave you horny monkey

by BurnerMan1234 January 21, 2021

monkey spin

A way of life.

Monkey: im gonna spin

*monkey spins*

Everytime a monkey spins, the end of humanity gets closer by 10%

by God of Monkey January 29, 2021

Penis monkey

A monkey Who will steal your penis and force feed you it

Person 1: the penis monkey went into my room last night person 2: how did the penis taste? Person 1: surprisingly good

by Food guy 2 February 4, 2021

boots the monkey

a high motherfucker on a stupid show

person:who's a high motherfucker on a stupid show
boots the monkey:me

by jason wachenheim February 13, 2021

space monkey

- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?

- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?

- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!

- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.

We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.

What did they do with it?

They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.

What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?

All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.

I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.

What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?

They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.

Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.

You mean space age monkies right?

Yeah.

Man, did you hear about the USSR's plan to mate humans with monkies?
Yeah a weirdo space monkey.

by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021