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Dick Licker

A Dick Licker is a technician at a dealership that whines like a big sissy girl. He is constantly distracted. He will also try to sing along with his radio, I suggest you invest in earplugs. Make sure you get his "diag" time or he will cry like a weeping vagina. May potentially put a large penis in his mouth...If you have a large penis (10 in or longer) I suggest to keep far away.
"Hey you Dick Licker, quit crying and get to work!"
by B1992 June 29, 2016
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This lock polshit

Guy1: look at this funny harambe meme.

Guy2: this lock polshit
by Harambememesrfun December 11, 2016
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pussy licker

That is a person, who licks a lot of pussy.
Look at that pussy licker, he licks her everyday.
by Pornoguy69 January 4, 2017
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geek lock

1) She can't club with you guys this Friday, she's on "geek lock," she's got the A.P. soon.

2) Her parents don't let her have a social life, they keep her on "geek lock."
by Xianna Blue January 27, 2017
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Brain Lock

"We want to believe something b/c it fits with the other ideas we believe; all the people we know believe it too, and the people who believe the opposite are loathsome."
Jess: Ass means you're being a bitch and that's all it means.
Lucia: You're so right.
Pancho: Yeah, you're so smart.
Rose: Naw, you all are dumb asf. It means multiple things; as in, butt, donkey, etc.

Jess: No, we're right and you're wrong, mainly because Pancho and Lucia agree with me. So ass only means being a bitch.

Rose: You guys are so "brain lock."
by Brain Lock February 27, 2017
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Window licker

Being a retard or "sped" in general.
Yo Joey dont be such a window licker

OR
You fucking window licker
by Window lickers 010 July 16, 2017
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Willie Licker

One who owns someone and/or licks their willie
How'd it feel getting your willie licked by the willie licker?

The willie licker just licked all your willies!
by WillieLicker69 June 1, 2017
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