Hoed

Being done wrong by someone or something, especially games
Like about to win at something but losing because of an glitch or annoying moment

For example Diego was about to win in Mario kart right before the finish line he's hit with a shell and Nathaniel passes him up, Diego says "Im Hoed" and loses

by RDCLOVER2001 December 17, 2025

Hos

An alternative for "how" due to the culturally relevant criminal trials of Karen Read in Boston. During the two trials a witness, Jen McCabe was found through her phone extraction to Google search the term, "hos long to die in cold?" at 2:27am, hours before Officer John O'Keefe's body was found in the front yard of McCabe's sister and brother-in-law.

Hos long is it going to take until the real killers of Officer O'Keefe are brought to justice?

by flossy mcgee January 8, 2026

Fuck ho

Someone who fucks around so much that they need an additional ho modifier.

Dani is such a fuck ho.

by Fluffypinkpenguin February 9, 2025

Ho

An alternative way of spelling "why."

Don't get it?

Choir: C - HO - ir

Thanks VSauce

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2025

Ho Ho Ho

What Santa says

Santa "Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025

Ho Tak

The sexiest guy and has a throbbing peepee
Eats pussy everyday

Adam: yo ur dick is so big
Ho Tak: I know right
Adam: Can i suck it
Ho Tak: im straight i eat pussy only

by Smalldicktranny November 22, 2021

The ho

A noun to describe someone with good driving skill.

Your driving skill as good as The Ho even though you have only driven for few weeks.

by Otakmuar November 23, 2021