armadillo

giving yourself a rim job, similarly as an armadillo curls into a ball when it sees a predator
holy shit man! Pog just armadilloed himself! he is fucked in the head, bad!
by monkeyluvbanana July 06, 2025
mugGet the armadillo mug.

HOS

action. (Hug on Sight). Play on words of KOS (Kill on Sight).
Occurs when a m1 sees m2 in the wild, and is a prophecy in m1's skull that he must HOS to m2.
This has been captured only a few times. When an HOS occurs, special precautions must take place, including special underwear. If an HOS is executed perfectly, it is one the most beautiful things to happen in nature.
when i see m1 i'm going to HOS immediately. Burning building with babies? HOS to m1. School bus explosion? HOS to m1.
by monkeyluvbanana July 30, 2024
mugGet the HOS mug.