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Facebook Diss

The act of commenting on a status with single liners that insult a specific person. Often done by a troll or in spam, often in mass quantities making the victims look at the screen and go "WTF?".
Tom - It can always get worse, but remember shit happens
Taylor - Tom's a faggot
Tom - WTF? really, facebook dissing?
by Alpha & Omega October 13, 2011
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Facebook affirmation

A posting on Facebook in which someone expresses an opinion about himself he doesn't really believe in order to get likes and positive comments to help him deal with his unhappiness.
"I am so tired of people saying I have to be in a relationship to be successful. I define my own success!"
"You go, dude!"
"What you say may be true, but it sounds like Facebook affirmation to me."
by Horsehide September 19, 2013
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Facebook

A social media platform that believes that if you watch one video in your feed, you definitely want every video you scroll past to play until you stop and turn the volume off.
Wtf Facebook?
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 3, 2023
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reverse facebook stalk

When you're currently stalking one person's photos, and another person in their photos catches your attention. You then proceed to stalk this person.
Dude, I was stalkin' Katie last night, but then I saw this picture Leila, and reverse facebook stalked her.
by Dr Jiggah January 19, 2011
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Fabolous

"Dooey that bag you bought is fabolous darlin." "Thankyou Fooey, your hat is rather fabolous too"
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Facebook Rape

(n.) The act of accepting a friend request only long enough to view the person's profile, photos, and wall before deleting the said person.
(v.) To commit such an act.
After receiving a friend request:
Karen: Who's 'Billy Kouper'?
Mandy: No clue.
Karen: *accepts friend request, goes through Billy's photos and wall* Nope, I don't know him. *deletes*

Billy: Ah, man. I've just been facebook raped!
by Bon Appetit April 27, 2009
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Facebook Rape

The act of a large group of people adding one person at the same time; and or messaging, liking, poking, commenting upon ones facebook.
Last night I got Facebook raped with like 50 new messages about bringing dessert.
by Ekgladiator April 30, 2010
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