Crack-tivities

The act of doing activities on crack (cocaine)

P1: Emily is such a crack head
P2: Bitch, she ain’t done any crack-tivities

by Thubby_master August 9, 2020

Fubba Crack

A part of your body above your knee's below your nipples.

'Get the peanut butter honey my fubba crack is splitting like my last relationship.'
'Okay Mom'

by Cracked Donkey October 25, 2019

Crack whore

Eva Warren

Eva warren woke up 20 minutes before leavening and turned up to college looking like a crack whore

by Notttavailableeee December 3, 2019

National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan

Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day

by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025

crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.

As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.

by themetalmystic March 12, 2017

Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.

While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!

by Showstick September 26, 2018

can i crack?

another way of saying can i fuck

-can i crack?
no dad u can’t crack

by user20283950575 December 13, 2023