cock tattoo

To slap a female in the face with your cock hard enough to leave a mark that outlines over half your penis.

Bitch bit me while giving me head so i gave her a cock tattoo that lasted for a week.

by Jeff Boso July 20, 2006

alarm cock

your wife/girlfriend/booty call asks you to wake her up the next morning (or you decide it's time for her to get up), and when the time comes you silently perch over her, masturbating furiously until you bust in her face. also known as the wank-up call.

jason, when you kick that bitch out tomorrow morning, wake her up with your alarm cock.

by timousine February 20, 2009

cock block

1)Any person or group of persons interfering with an attempt someone is making to have sex with someone else.
2)The City of Pittsburgh.
3)That twitchy guy who just ruined the mood.

Joe, John, and Harold tried to cock block Steve, but it didn't work.

by Hung Lo May 1, 2003

cock job

When two guys rub their penises against each other until one party reaches orgasm. Restrictions: 1.no hands allowed 2.first one to climax wins

Ace gave Gary a cock job. Ace won.

by LeeB April 17, 2006

cock block

- third party that keeps you from engaging in sexual activities with that special someone in a given amt. of time.

I can't believe her. She could obviously tell we wanted to do stuff. She's such a cock block.

by Poseur December 28, 2005

cock slave

Someone who worships the male sex organ.

Ben Beaton is such a cock slave.

by Annoymous July 31, 2003

Cock Dunking

Cock Dunking would be the act of ducking a cock into a glass of warm milk. Milk is preferable but other warm liquids would also work.

Walked into Jesse's house he was in the living room cock dunking with a mug of warm milk. He explained that it feels about the same as a whagina with out the person so its a good thing when your at home bored. Hes a cock dunker!

by twistedfuq November 9, 2008